七夕节幽默搞笑的句子新颖有趣点赞量超高关于七夕的搞笑金句

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1、别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。

Everyone else has a sweet love. I only have a bald head.

2、我的男朋友，不小气，不张扬，不懒惰，不存在。

My boyfriend, not stingy, not publicity, not lazy, does not exist.

3、七夕节快到了，是时候回天庭和月老谈谈分配对象的事了。

The Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming. It’s time to go back to the heaven and talk about the allocation of boyfriends.

4、七夕节怎么过？躺着过、趴着过、站着过、蹲着过、一笑而过、擦肩而过、面壁思过、匆匆而过。

How do you spend Chinese Valentine’s day? Lying down, lying down, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, thinking on the wall, and passing in a hurry.

5、别问我处不处对象，这是想有就有的吗？你考不上清华，是因为你不想上吗？

Don’t ask me if I want to fall in love. Is this something that you can have if you want to? You can’t be admitted to Tsinghua University because you don’t want to?

6、今年七夕不收礼，收礼不收男朋友。

No gifts will be accepted this year. I don’t accept boyfriends for gifts.