超现实的经典语录，人不要老往一个坑里跳

• 2021-11-22 10:00:52 • 经典语录 • 阅读 149

一、记住，等你的身体出了什么毛病，你就会意识到什么烦心事都是屁，都是吃饱了撑的，都是闲的，健康活着比什么都重要。

Remember, when something goes wrong with your body, you’ll realize that all the troubles are farts, that you’re fed up, and that you’re idle. Healthy living is more important than anything else.

二、你可以爱错三五个人渣，但你不能爱一个人渣三五次，走错路可能是运气不好，但总往一个坑里跳就是智障。

You can love three or five scum, but you can’t love a scum three or five times. Taking the wrong road may be bad luck, but always jumping into a pit is mentally retarded.

三、男人不要觉得有很多备胎多光荣，因为只有破车才需要备胎。女人也不要觉得有很多追求者多骄傲，因为只有廉价货才被哄抢！

Men don’t think it’s glorious to have a lot of spare tires, because only broken cars need spare tires. Women should not feel proud of many pursuers, because only cheap goods are looted!

四、该和善的时候一定要和善，该骂的时候千万别忍让，时时处处的彬彬有礼那是烂好人。

When you should be kind, you must be kind. When you should scold, you must not tolerate. You are always polite. That is a bad person.

五、其实根本没有所谓的高冷，在你面前沉默寡言的人，在另一个人面前说不定会变成话唠，大多数人都可以在高冷和逗逼中随时切换毫不费力，区别在于你面对的人是谁。所谓高冷，只是没敞开心扉的前奏。

In fact, there is no so-called high cold. The person who is silent in front of you may become a chatter in front of another person. Most people can switch between high cold and tease at any time with no effort. The difference lies in who you are facing. The so-called high cold is just a prelude to not opening up.

六、如果你太在意别人的看法，那么你的生活将变成一件裤衩。别人放什么屁，你都得接着。

If you care too much about other people’s opinions, your life will become a pair of underpants. You’ve got to follow whatever other people fart.

七、别像个怨妇一样到处挑刺，不清楚的事情不要评论，与你无关的事情不要抨击三观正一点，爱你的人才多一点。

Don’t try to find fault everywhere like a resentful wife. Don’t comment on unclear things. Don’t criticize things that have nothing to do with you. Be honest with three outlooks and have more talents who love you.

八、人总要找点事情做，让自己忙起来，忙起来才知道生活不易，才明白平时的忧伤都是矫情。

People always find something to do, so that they are busy, busy to know that life is not easy, to understand that the usual sadness is hypocritical.

九、不是井里没有水，而是你挖的不够深。不是成功来得慢，而是你努力得不够狠。

It’s not that there is no water in the well, but that you don’t dig deep enough. It’s not that success comes slowly, but that you don’t work hard enough.

十、长大后才发现，有时你说了真话，你还得和人家道歉，因为你戳穿了事实。所以想要活得顺畅，请时刻带上脑子。吾日三省吾身：矫什么情，作什么死，装什么逼。

When you grow up, you find that sometimes you have to apologize for telling the truth, because you have exposed the truth. So if you want to live smoothly, please always take your mind with you. I examine myself three times every day: what to do, what to die, what to pretend to be.